Up in the club like
My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please
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i didn’t used to understand why people got so emotional over chopped, but the first episode i watched had a dude putting caviar in the blender and i clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed
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*talking to a gay couple*
So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?
Oh my god
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Anyways no weapon forged against me shall prosper and any evil wished upon me shall be reflected back to you tenfold, so jot that down.
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