not being drunk is so awful

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"My mom died in August.""What was your favorite thing about her?""Her sense of humor.""What was the time you most appreciated her sense of humor?""Probably when I was in high school and she walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it. I was too embarrassed to go back home, so she called my girlfriend, and asked to speak to me. When I got on the phone, she said: ‘Bet you went soft pretty quick there, huh?’"

Relationship goals..

Andrew wearing a a bedazzled catvest given to him by fans in San Francisco last night (x)

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new zealand’s finest

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

great gatsby deleted scene

  • ((playing wii sports with gatsby))
  • nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate

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