darylslittleasskicker:

THIS IS HOW THEIR LIFE FUCKING SHOULDVE BEEN
BUT SHIT HAPPENED AND I HATE EVERYTHING


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basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

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stormbornvalkyrie:

♕ "I’ve been married before, professionally, a couple of times, but this takes the biscuit."
buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.


hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

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forlork:

disney-pixars:

perpetualdreamings:

People who think Ariel only wanted to be human so she could get with Eric

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Fun fact: She sang “Part of That World” before she had so much as seen Eric. Eric was just the icing on the cake. 

Oh he iced her cake alright

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